Mr Fraser Nelson - not a very reasonable person of this parish, perhaps with evidence.

Sudden silence on the part of the lying liars on your web site Mr Nelson?

Sudden silence from the Duncan Neil Crawfords of your Londonstani dreams?

I should like, Mr Nelson, for you to identify your chums here, Mr Duncan Neil Crawford, who is he?

The Viceroy's Gin?

Who is that?

They sound make up dreams, Mr Nelson? They sound a tad unbelievable. When challenged, Mr Duncan Neill Crawford runs away from you, Mr Nelson, like a chimera that didn't exist.

Let's be hearing from you Mr Fraser Nelson.

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